Any fool can ask directions.
Any weak-minded weakling
can cave in and like a lost sissy
compromise his manhood
by embarrassingly admitting
he’s lost and needs directions.
Can you imagine Rocky ever
weakly asking directions,
as if his mega masculinity
had been emasculated?
Imagine seeing the Terminator
meekly asking directions
as if his testosterone was in,
the tank and he lost his
gargantuan cajones.
It takes a real man to man up
and keep his testosterone
intact, to refuse to sacrifice
his manhood by weakly and
meekly asking for directions.
Better and more manly to
drive around lost for hours
than to succumb to being
a girly man and asking
for directions like a woman.
Bob Boyd