Mysterious Cosmic Waves That Sound Like Birds Chirping in Space, the headline read.
His eminence Doctor Magnificence and renown Remote Viewer Extraordinaire disputes the Cosmic Waves part.
“Cosmic Waves, my third eye!” he exclaimed. “They’re interstellar interdimensional sparrows. Any remotely viewing second sight gifted fool could see that.
“If it flies like a sparrow, chirps like a sparrow; it’s a sparrow!”
“Bigshot NASA’s Magnetospheric Multiscale satellites don’t know what they are buzzing about. They can’t see what I can clearly see.
“It’s interstellar sparrows interdimensional mating season 62,000 miles from earth. Sure, Hubble can see about 76 trillion miles away, but it can see the unseen cloaked in the sparrows’ dimension.
“So catch up NASA with your MMS’s. Come see me when your puny satellites can see with interdimensional clarity.”
Yours Truly,
Doctor Magnificence
