California Couple Charged with Collecting Man’s Retirement
While Keeping His dead body In Their home for Six Years
Read the tabloid headline at the supermarket checkout lane.
The Cali couple didn’t stop because the law caught up with them.
The dead man became so outraged his anger brought his corpse back to life. The corpse that looked scarier than a TV Walking Dead ripped the couple to death in bloodied shreds of flesh and torn and shattered bones.
The irony of this is the corpse kept the couple’s death a secret,
So he could collect their mental health disability checks and
drain their bank accounts of money that was his anyway.
More curious is how the authorities solved this true and ghoulish crime.
Beneath a moonless night in LA, the vengeful corpse drove to the bank
where the couple had done business premortem, and he got caught on
the ATM camera when he withdrew money from the dead couple’s savings account.
No, it wasn’t his zombie-like face that did him in; after all, he was in California.
It was the license plate number of the couple’s 1988 Olds he was driving.
You can read the rest of this fascinating story at the grocery store checkout lane in the tabloid’s next issue.
Bob Boyd