My ex-wife Jenny told me the earth is flat and aliens lived underground and a reptilian race of them lived under the earth my apartment sat on, and my my apartment was a portal for them.
She had a permanent strange look in her eyes, and I knew she’d gone crazy.
After Jenny was evaluated and the men in the white coats took her away, reptilian aliens began streaming up from the floor of my apartment.
Then I got that strange look in my eyes, knew I’d gone crazy, and the men in the white coats came for me too.
The good news is Jenny and I fell madly in love again and kind of honeymooned in our new and permanent luxury home in the Virginia Beach Psychiatric Center.
Bob Boyd