I read in the local mainstream news some werewolves have volunteered at a hospice in the city I live in.
At first, I thought it was a dark ploy to savage patients who’d be easy prey.
But as I read the article further, I saw that the werewolves had been helping out there for a month with no patients harmed.
In fact, “some of the patients miraculously got well, as if the werewolves had supernatural healing powers.”
Near the end of the article it concluded werewolves were really nice people who just happened to be murderous monsters; it also read, “Who among us is perfect anyway?”
Then I realized the werewolves were just up to a PR campaign for damage control.
And by the way the mainstream news was attempting to make them saintlike and worthy of veneration, I could see the werewolves had paid them serious money to write the BS puff piece about them, just like celebs do.
I’ve no doubt that once the werewolves’ PR stunt is over, they’ll go back to ripping people to pieces when full moons and dark nights kill off any impulse controls they might have had.
But I suspect you won’t hear a peep out of the mainstream press because it won’t fit their narrative, and they’re still beholden to the werewolves PR campaign’s largess.
This werewolf news nonsense is like the fake news puff piece they ran a week ago about reformed vampires sucking ketchup out of plastic bottles instead of draining the blood out of flesh and blood humans.
Yeah, sure. Like that’s believable.
Bob Boyd