Day: June 2, 2026

A guru in India to make a point to a man with LSD
asked him to give him a triple doze of the hallucinogenic
the potent dose of LSD had no effect on him
his enlightenment was far beyond any psychedelics

Bob Boyd

She walks into the dog pound
the dogs begin to growl
they feel the evil in her
and know she eats dog meat

Bob Boyd

She was born with a perfect body
she never thought it was temporary
until age began to slowly ravage it
now only eroding bones in a grave

Bob Boyd

The Justice of the Peace couldn’t believe it
at first he refused to marry them on principle
until the groom paid him much more money
and the robot male and robot female said I do

Bob Boyd

He returns to what he thought was an empty house
hears a sound inside a closet and gets frightened
grabs his gun and shoots his daughter accidentally
who popped out of the closet with a BOO as a joke

Bob Boyd

Once a moving man
of flesh and blood
now an inert skelton
of decaying bones

Bob Boyd