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Talking to Machines

Posted on April 17, 2024 by Bob Boyd

I just had an epiphany.
For some time,
I’ve been annoyed at
Having to talk to machines
Instead of people,
Practically everywhere
I call nowadays.
But at least
No machine
Has ever been
A jerk to me.

Bob Boyd

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