Good Samaritan

He took pity on the ragged, pretty woman begging in the street,
Gave her twenty dollars and a hamburger to eat.
He saw her again a week later still begging, her clothes more ragged.
She told him she had no family, no food, and no place to sleep.
A compassionate man, he fed her and let her sleep at his apartment,
He slept on a couch and she slept on his bed.
A gentleman he didn’t try to take advantage of her
And quietly went to sleep and never woke up.
When he didn’t show up to work for a few days,
The police made a wellness check at his apartment
And found his corpse with its throat slit and all his valuables gone.

Bob Boyd

Shooting Bigfoot

I caught a glimpse of Bigfoot outside my kitchen window;
He’d been messing with my chickens again.
Fifteen gone in nearly a week since he appeared at my farm.
I grabbed my Mossberg 500 shotgun and ran after him.
He stopped, turned around, smiled at me, and gestured for me to shoot.
Frightened and furious, I nervously took aim and pulled the trigger.
Before the shot hit him, Bigfoot vanished like a ghost.
I stood astonished wondering how he vanished and where he went.
A moment later, I heard a monstrous laugh and felt a hairy slap on my face.
I saw no sign of Bigfoot. He’d truly become like a ghost.
I ran in my house like a sprinter racing to the finish like.
I bolted all the doors, locked all the windows, but Bigfoot didn’t try to break in,
And I never saw him again after that. Maybe he couldn’t get un-vanished.
I reported the incident to the Greensboro police. I could see their smirks
And their yeah sure attitudes. I knew they thought I was nuts.
And now many people in Greensboro who heard about my sighting on the news
Think I’m a kook or a liar and jokingly call me Bigfoot Bob Boyd.

Bob Boyd

Dead Husband

She had a perfect, airtight alibi,
Out of town when her husband was killed.
A 44 Magnum Revolver ended him.
The perfect widow, she cried at his wake
And fainted when he was put in the ground
And became rich weeks later when she got the insurance payout
That she shared with her new boyfriend, her partner in crime.

Bob Boyd