He adopted a dog called Peanut Head
despite disliking the unflattering name.
He tried to change his name to Rex,
but Peanut Head wasn’t having it.
He only answered to Peanut Head.
Then he tried to bribe him to respond
to a new more regal name, Prince
by calling him Prince with treats.
But Peanut Head, way too smart,
disdained the name and the treats.
So Peanut Head kept his name.
And despite the silly name, was
the best dog he ever had.
Bob Boyd