A Predatory Planet

A Predatory Planet

My brother was a serial killer. He had no misgivings about it.
He said we’re living in a predatory planet. I’m an iconic symbol of it.
He told me I was an accessory to the planetary slaughters
With all the fish, animals and plant life I devoured every day.

He killed over twenty innocent, young women before I found out
And turned him into the authorities. Who ended him forever.
They fried him in the electric chair. They sizzled his infamy away.
I had no sorrow about his death. I’d disowned that monster long ago.

Bob Boyd

A Semi Truck Solution

Seized with grief, he got into his car.
His wife of twenty years had left him.
His high school sweetheart, she
Said they’d be together forever.
Without her, he couldn’t go on.

He pressed the gas pedal to the floor.
The engine roared. The car lurched.
He raced over 100 miles an hour,
And he drove into a semi truck
And ended his grief and his life.

Bob Boyd

Beware of Her

She’s crazy and dangerous
My friends told me
But she’s beautiful
I told them

She’ll wreck you and your life
They said
Yeah, but she’s worth the risk
I said

When I went out with her
She was sane and incredibly nice
You can’t believe everything you hear
I told myself

Three months later she attacked
Me with a butcher knife and
Nearly killed me

She went to jail
I went to the hospital
She got fifthteen years
I got a chopped off ear

Bob Boyd

Into the Lions’ Den

She scaled the high steel fence
Into the dangerous lion enclosure.
Spectators gasped in horror
Knowing she was doomed to die.
The fierce lions roared warnings.
The wild-eyed woman roared too.
The lions thundered more roars
And approached the crazy woman
While she spoke gibberish to them.
The lions licked her face kissingly.
The woman licked their faces too,
Turned and waved a long goodbye
And climbed out of the enclosure.

Bob Boyd