Women Became Like Candy to Him

Didn’t have much luck
With females in his shy teens
Until he became a rockstar
And females flocked to him
Delicious treats in a candy store

Tasted as many as he could
One night stand tasty treats
Candies in cities and towns
All over America

Drugs and highs followed
Crazy and out of control life
Too much candy.
Too many drugs.
Became addicted to both
One gave him VD
The other death by OD

Bob Boyd

Fleeting Thought of Wishing Spouse Was Dead

She said she didn’t know of anybody
who didn’t have that fleeting thought
of wishing their spouse was dead.

I had to disagree. Never ever would I
wish any girlfriend or wife was dead
no matter how bad the relationship
turned out to be.

Not even the ex girlfriend who stole from me
and was writing love letters to another man.

I think you have to have some evil in you
to think it’s natural to wish a loved one dead,
even fleetingly.

In the unlikely case I ever get involved with
another woman maybe I should ask her
if she ever had a fleeting feeling to wish
an ex was dead to see if that evil is in her
and to save myself from it in case
that evil materialized to my detriment.

Bob Boyd

Bank Executive Hires Hitman to Off Wife

Wealthy banker
High six figures salary
Married over 20 years
Pretty socialite wife
2 kids in their teens

Hires new assistant
Bombshell blonde
Former Stripper
Shady past
Has affair with her
Wife files for divorce

To avoid messy divorce
Exec hires 2 hitmen
With assistant’s help
To off wife
Daughters if necessary

By luck one hitman nabbed
Implicates other hitman
Exec and assistant too
Exec flees before arrested

Wife helps cops find him
Hitmen and assistant convicted
Exec convicted too
3 piece suits to prison stripes

Bob Boyd