A Raccoon That Needs a Come-To-Jesus Moment

Recently, a random raccoon inexplicably fell
through the roof of a package store

and got into the liqueur

he drank to extreme excess, one hell of a bender
broken liqueur bottles all over the floor –

10 or more

streams of the liqueur spread all about
the store a chaotic mess

the raccoon wasted

drunk as a skunk, he passed out
face planted on the bathroom floor

apparently he has a drinking problem
that only a …

come-to-jesus moment can cure.

Bob Boyd

Am I Dead?

In the back yard of a house,
a man hung himself to death
from a tree

sometime later, a young
married couple moved
into the house

not long after that,
the wife went missing
was never found

until ten years later
when some construction
was being done

in the back yard and
a body was found
missing its arms

the wife’s body
killed by the jealous
husband

after that, another
couple moved into
the house

and felt a ghost
touching their limbs
when in bed

and heard the ghost
whisper the words
am I dead?

I believe it’s a real
account, but real
or not real

it gives me
the chills.

When Dreams Become Nightmares

It begins like a beautiful dream
that you could dream forever
but at some point it morphs into
a horrible nightmare you
want to end

if you’re at all introspective, you
wonder how could that dream
have become a nightmare

and at some point you realise
you’ll never be able to get that
dream back

and usually you end the
dream turned nightmare
forever

sadly, so many of those dreams
the ideal romantic partners
become waking nightmares.

Bob Boyd

A Butterfly’s Awareness of Time

If a butterfly has an awareness of time,
I wonder if its life of only weeks
feels the same as a human’s life
of years?

One thing I know; a butterfly has far
more predators than a human

birds, reptiles, amphibians and
some insects

essentially, we, assuming you are
human too, 🙂

have only other humans to worry
about killing us

so a butterfly’s life could
be less than weeks

whereas, a human has a better
chance of living a full life

except for predatory disases
that stalk and kill many of us

some of us living less days than
butterflies

and probably without an awareness
of time in those drastically
shortened lifes

in that regard, I believe
those that live days or

less than a few weeks
have the same lack of

an awareness of time
that I believe a butterfly
does.

Bob Boyd

He Had Mental Health Problems and Just Wanted to Spend Some Time With Big Cats

A 19-year-old man in Brazil named Gerson who had
mental health problems and a love of big cats

snuck into a lion enclosure in a park in Brazil called
Parque Zoobotanico Arruda Camara (Bica Park)

in a video, I saw him climbing down a tree into the
enclosure and a lion running toward him

when he was four feet from the ground,
the lion leaped up and tore him from the tree

Gerson got up for a moment before the lion pulled
him back on the ground

and, mercifully, I couldn’t see what happened,
but there was no doubt Gerson was dead

my hope is that Gerson is in a heaven, his sanity restored,
and able to play with peaceful, big cats there.

Bob Boyd