Nonfiction Bigfoot Poems

I was listening to a man on the radio show,
Coast to Coast, who’s like a Bigfoot expert
and owns a Bigfoot Museum.

He said despite the claims of Bigfoot attacks
on the Internet, he didn’t believe Bigfoot was violent.
I believe David Paulides said the same thing too.

In fictional poems I’ve written about Bigfoot I prefer
to portray him as benevolent or at the worst like
a fun, harmless trickster.

I like seeing him as more than a beast or a monster;
I like portraying him as supernatural, psychic, and
more intelligent than he may be credited for.

I’ve also come to believe that it’s plausible he’s real
and more than an earthbound entity. I believe he’s
interdimensional and can appear and disappear at will
as well as easily move in and out of dimensions —
if he’s real.

Of course, I could be wrong, but I could be right as well.
Hopefully, the day will come when the existence or
nonexistence of Bigfoot will be definitively proven.

In the meantime I find it fascinating that there are
so many allegedly real sightings about him and some
connected to UFOs.

Bob Boyd

Many have been trying been to unravel
the Bigfoot mystery for many years,
seemingly with no solid proofs
of this mysterious creatures
existence.

As an armchair speculator,
I’ve come to the conclusion
that Bigfoot is interdimensional
since he’s uncannily elusive and
vanishes when scared hunters
take frightened shots at him.

And that could explain why there
are no corpses or scat left behind
in the 75,000 alleged sightings of him.

Imagine if Bigfoot were interdimensional
and more evolved than us.

Imagine if Bigfoot lived in a
Shangri La-like dimension
and when not playing hide seek
with astonished humans to prank
them and enjoy a few chuckles
between his vanishing acts and
his forays into our material world
and whatever else preoccupies
his transcendent existence.

Imagine if Bigfoot were a perennial
free spirit living his best life
leapfrogging from one dimension
to another, carefree and liberated
from the constraints and worries
of lesser, restricted human lives.

Bob Boyd

Some believe people live inside the earth.
Some believe aliens live inside the moon.
I don’t believe any of that, but I do believe
Bigfoot is real, though I didn’t in the past.
You could say that is nonsense or where
is the corpse or some scat as proof?
My answer is Bigfoot is not earthbound.
And he is said to disappear at times
because he’s interdimensional.
Some say there have been sightings of
UFOs accompanying Bigfoot sightings.
Imagine if Bigfoot was an alien creation.
And if that were true, why would aliens
create and put him on this planet?
All I can say about all of this is these
matters get curiouser and curiouser.

Bob Boyd

A woman in Texas says she has seen Bigfoot, and that he made birdlike sounds trying to talk to her.

She said she felt he was making overtures to her, and didn’t try to communicate with him.

So she left him scared, and later that day gave him an offering, a fresh baked pie she put outside her house.

She believes he accepted the offering and ate the pie, and she has put other food outside for him since then.

She has an adult son who lives with her and claims he has heard Bigfoot near her house many times.

Both of them were on Art Bell years ago telling their Bigfoot tales, and most of the callers believed them.

I don’t know what to say about it except that the tales were compelling and the woman seemed genuine.

Bob Boyd

The Bigfoot sightings
keep increasing
you could say
it’s just nonsense
but could over 75,000
people be mistaken,
pranksters or liars?
the sheer volume
of the numbers
suggest there’s
something real here
perhaps something
that can appear and
disappear at will.

Bob Boyd

Inhabits the Mogollon Rim, Arizona
7 to 10 feet tall
hair all over its body
footprints 22 inches long
has godawful body oder
the scent is sickening
like dead fish and skunk
and raw sewage
mimics birds and animal
sounds
makes terrifying and loud
screams
throws rocks and sticks
at people
harasses campers
at night
who is this monster?
it’s the Mogollon Monster,
maybe Bigfoot or a
similar species
is it real or imaginary?
I don’t know, but I’m
not about to find out.

Bob Boyd

The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization
reports receiving nearly 75,000 alleged Bigfoot
sightings in the USA.

They claim 5,000 to 6.000 seem creditable. This
begs the question: could all those people be liars?
I suspect some of them are more creditable than
others and are not liars.

For example, police reporting seeing Bigfoot or
people known to be reliable and honest by all
those who know them.

The most puzzling thing about all these sightings
is why no corpse?

I’ve seen the Patterson-Gimlin video of Bigfoot
roaming through a forest, that some experts
claim is legitimate, but to me it looks like a fake,
a man in a gorilla suit.

The only plausible explanation of whether
Bigfoot is real that I find remotely possible is if
Bigfoot is interdimensional.

That would also explain sightings where
allegedly Bigfoot vanishes.

But if despite 5,000 to 6,000 possibly creditable
sightings Bigfoot isn’t real, I still find the mystery
of his existence fun and fascinating.

Bob Boyd

Also called the Arizona Bigfoot,
Habitat central and eastern Arizona
along the Mogollon Rim.
Over seven feet tall,
big red eyes with black or
reddish fur.

Emits an indescribable sweet
odor like nothing you can
relate it too.

Howls, whoops and deep
growls that can scare the
life out of you.

Incredible strength that
could tear you in pieces.

If it is near you in a forest,
birds are hushed;
creatures are silenced,
an eerie quiet that you
know portends danger
alarms you.

Scientists consider them
hoaxes or misidentifications.

Witnesses claim otherwise,
so far no proof, but the
alleged sightings keep increasing.

Bob Boyd

I would really like to see proof of Bigfoot’s existence.
But when a Montana Bigfoot Research says his proof is
hair and nail clippings from Bigfoot,
it’s just not enough for me.

Now maybe there is a way to scientifically validate
his findings, but I kind of doubt the accuracy of
such an experimental attempt.

I’d be more impressed with a bona fide Bigfoot cadaver.
But despite thousands of alleged Bigfoot sightings,
no one has produced a cadaver, which could lead
many people to believe Bigfoot is no more real
than a unicorn and they may be right.

As for me, the only way I can imagine Bigfoot
being legit is if he’s interdimensional, which
could explain why no cadaver has ever been
presented as proof of his existence.

Bob Boyd

The numbers are
increasing of people claiming
to be Bigfoot Experiencers.

It may be easy to blow
them off as charlatans.

But the more of them
you see and listen to,
you learn some are
highly educated and
seem credible.

And it makes me wonder
if they are all liars and
frauds or if some are
legit.

Along with that, I’ve
seen there are more
people who allege to have
seen this elusive cryptid.

His existence always
seemed laughable to
me.

Though I found him
fascinating as a fictional
character just as I find
fictional werewolves
fascinating.

Now I have to wonder
if there is something to
all these alleged sightings
and self proclaimed
Bigfoot Experiencers.

And if it were real and
safe, I can imagine how
amazing it would to to
not only experience
Bigfoot but to have
indisputable proof that
he is real.

I wouldn’t mind a high
like that in my aging,
less exciting life.

Bob Boyd

I saw the Patterson Gimlin film of an alleged Bigfoot walking years ago.
To me, it seemed like a fake, like a guy in a modified gorilla suit.
Yet there are creditable people, even ones with scientific backgrounds who are convinced the film is legitimate.
And if you learn about their credentials and their scientific professions, they seem like intelligent, highly educated people who would know what they are talking about.

But I stand by my initial belief when I first saw that Bigfoot film, and still believe it is an obvious hoax, a guy in a modified gorilla suit.
And I have to wonder why if two people could capture a film of Bigfoot walking in a forest back in 1967, surely others would have captured films of Bigfoot by now. So bunk I say.

You may believe the film is 100% authentic. If so, I hope you are right.
I’d like a film of Bigfoot to be legitimate, proof of his existence.

Bob Boyd

I was listening to Coast to Coast on YouTube today about Bigfoot and sounds he is claimed to make.

The person who recorded the sounds hosts a website called Ontario Sasquatch, and whether a hoaxer or not, he did seem credible.

The sounds were scary and guttural. Female Bigfoot sounds were distinctly female, a little shrill and strange but not scary or guttural.

The person who recorded the sounds said they were “Outside the range of human sound.”

They certainly sounded like nothing a human voice could produce,
the most authentic Bigfoot sounds I’ve ever heard on the Internet.

Alleged Bigfoot recordings I’ve heard on the Internet in the past, sounded like kids pranking Bigfoot believers.

He also said Bigfoot was interdimensional, a theory I find plausible, if Bigfoot is real.

The more I read or listen to about Bigfoot, the more I find people with some credentials claiming he is real, like a forensic scientist, who claims to have had contact with Bigfoot numerous times.

Of course, it could be all fabrications and nonsense, but I find these Bigfoot alleged interactions and sightings fascinating just the same.

Bob Boyd

The Bigfoot stories keep increasing.
Even scientists have joined
The chorus of believers.
And yesterday I heard Bigfoot
Described as a high primate.
When you spend some time
Reading and listening to the
Many alleged sightings and
The people reporting them,
It really makes you wonder
If somehow Bigfoot is real
And truly a high primate.
But with all those thousands of
Alleged sightings, it’s makes
Me wonder why there is no
Definitive proof. The only
Plausible explanation I can
Possibly believe is that
Bigfoot is interdimensional.

Bob Boyd