Bigfoot Poems

Bigfoot as a High Primate

by

The Bigfoot stories keep increasing.
Even scientists have joined
The chorus of believers.
And yesterday I heard Bigfoot
Described as a high primate.
When you spend some time
Reading and listening to the
Many alleged sightings and
The people reporting them,
It really makes you wonder
If somehow Bigfoot is real
And truly a high primate.
But with all those thousands of
Alleged sightings, it’s makes
Me wonder why there is no
Definitive proof. The only
Plausible explanation I can
Possibly believe is that
Bigfoot is interdimensional.

Bob Boyd

Shooting Bigfoot

by

I caught a glimpse of Bigfoot outside my kitchen window;
He’d been messing with my chickens again.
Fifteen gone in nearly a week since he appeared at my farm.
I grabbed my Mossberg 500 shotgun and ran after him.
He stopped, turned around, smiled at me, and gestured for me to shoot.
Frightened and furious, I nervously took aim and pulled the trigger.
Before the shot hit him, Bigfoot vanished like a ghost.
I stood astonished wondering how he vanished and where he went.
A moment later, I heard a monstrous laugh and felt a hairy slap on my face.
I saw no sign of Bigfoot. He’d truly become like a ghost.
I ran in my house like a sprinter racing to the finish like.
I bolted all the doors, locked all the windows, but Bigfoot didn’t try to break in,
And I never saw him again after that. Maybe he couldn’t get un-vanished.
I reported the incident to the Greensboro police. I could see their smirks
And their yeah sure attitudes. I knew they thought I was nuts.
And now many people in Greensboro who heard about my sighting on the news
Think I’m a kook or a liar and jokingly call me Bigfoot Bob Boyd.

Bob Boyd