First, I couldn’t find
the house where my
apartment is.

Then I met a woman
who became my
girlfriend in a few
minutes,

and I don’t know how
the hell that happened.

Then I was going to have
a guy as a roommate,
why I had no idea.

But I couldn’t find the
apartment complex
I was supposed to be
living in.

Last, I couldn’t find
my car

and then I woke up
relieved it had all
been just
a crazy dream.

Some claim we
astral travel in
dreams.

If so, my dream
was on bad
astral dream trip.

Bob Boyd